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David: You know how I know you’re gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I’m gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know you’re gay? You just told me you’re not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you’re gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you’re gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you’re gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.David: You know how I know that you’re gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie “Maid in Manhattan”.
Cal: You know how I know you’re gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you’re gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says “I love it when balls are in my face”.
Cal: That’s gay?
My sister and I quote this all the time! (Namely when we’re served a dish with chicken in it…)
(Source: paratr00per)
Via "Make those passes crisp. Rip that shot."
About me
My name is Jalyn . i prefer my name be spelled Jaylinn cause it looks betterr (: i'm 15 an i go to western branch highh .. i'm pretty outgoingg buhh some people say i can be bipolarr o.O haa anywayss i love to text ann my pretty fun to talk to i thinkk :P i like pretty much any kind of musicc ann i lovee anime especially bleachh :)) naruto looks pretty good too buhh i never got aroun to watching itt . i'm very trustworthy an helpfull an can be talked to about anythingg so if yu need someone to talk to feel free to come to me ann my super mega ultra bestestfriend in the world is Bailee Michelle Watsonn ((:welpp i think that's pretty much itt soo buh bye noww (:
